The Dawning of a New Dynasty in the Beautiful Game

Greetings supporters,

The ticking of the clock hand on the clock of eternal glory is precipitately approaching the hour. Soon all of our adversaries will tremble at the indomitable despotism. The squadron of sempiternal athletes hath been amalgamated together to create the most awe-inspiring albeit prodigious cavorting the world hath ever gaped upon. Now, are those your brains on the floor, or did we just blow your mind?


Foggestdn

Welcome to the World of the Marble City Moonshiners

Hello raved fans and supporters of the soon to be, greatest Knoxville Metro Soccer League team of all time. This team will comprise the most enigmatic players Knoxville, Tennessee has ever produced. Just as the moonshiners who cultivated this region into unheralded glory, the MCM will bring the most pulchritudinous play that fans will ever gaze upon. The ears of the opposing forces will resonate with the immortal words from the squad themselves, "Our name is Moonshiners, king of kings: Look on our works, ye Mighty, and despair!"